Finish this christmas song! Dashing through the
supermarket hurredly, i need to find syrup. i need all the syrup i can buy. enough to fill 4 bathtubs. im going to cover myself in syrup and slide around the ground to acheive maximum velocity. get ready world im coming your way fast
in a one waffle sleigh
Steal someone’s phone and change all the contact numbers to their moms, don’t change the names or the pictures simply the phone numbers to their mom’s. Then, sit back and watch as they single handedly destroy their own life.
Woah there satan
the winter soldier premieres in like a month and idk how im going to ever prepare myself for this emotional train wreck
Why do mean girls get guys but decent girls like me don’t? oh, right, its because i have the sexual appeal of that one panel on the door that everyone kicks when they’re mad